victuri-onice:

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Never forget.

winds-and-stardust:

gigiree:

andthosearesmalleragents:

iamnotswarley:

futurebartallen:

celticpyro:

markedbyx:

eevielearnsfrench:

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

You gotta pull your r’s from the bottom of your throat, think of a really revolting thing, and make an eghh sort of sound. If you don’t think you need a letter there, you probably do. And if you think you do, you don’t .

Hold a little phlegm in your mouth and sneer like you’re getting ready to spit on the poor

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thefabulous5:

The reason Queer Eye is so influential is partly because there’s no other show like it. No one’s going to write a gay Muslim. No one’s going to write a super feminine and flamboyant guy with long hair who wears all types of clothing without him being a punchline at best. The reason this show resonates so much with people is because they can find a piece of themselves in every one of the Fab Five, and in a good way. The show portrays gays being touchy feely friends with big hearts who just want to help people, and that’s kind of spectacular.

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waywardwes9:
“The Four Horsemen
”waywardwes9:
“The Four Horsemen
”waywardwes9:
“The Four Horsemen
”waywardwes9:
“The Four Horsemen
”

smarmyanarchist:

toast-potent:

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What Jesus Wants: for humans to be considered better than dogs?? better than RATS?? better than snails?!!??

What Satan Wants: all life forms are good, wonderful; perfect

My favorite part of the Bible is when it says that whales are God’s second favorite creation after humans

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theshitneyspears:
“ theshitneyspears:
“who would win in a fight
” ”theshitneyspears:
“ theshitneyspears:
“who would win in a fight
” ”
paramorerussiaclub:
“Paramore at @ Zepp BIGBOX Singapore (21.08.18)
Credit: fxrxs via IG.
”paramorerussiaclub:
“Paramore at @ Zepp BIGBOX Singapore (21.08.18)
Credit: fxrxs via IG.
”

snarky-gourmet:

madisondavenports:

definitelyshitty:

tyronesuplac:

definitelyshitty:

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

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it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

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morewhovianthanhuman:
“ Imagine the Doctor tutoring you (actual you, not an OC, your actual real self in life RIGHT NOW) everyday after your classes. Imagine him using his weird words and examples to explain to you science or math, or history, or...
kimaho-art:
“This is the cutest thing i have ever seen and also same Marzia
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gonegal:

if you say you’re attracted to women and men there’s… absolutely no reason for you to be like AND trans people …..

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vivalski:

Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasn’t interested in:

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youcouldbemy-sanity:
“ She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same” ”youcouldbemy-sanity:
“ She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same” ”youcouldbemy-sanity:
“ She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same” ”youcouldbemy-sanity:
“ She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same” ”